Panda Queen👑

@bleep_bloopduo lMAOO
            KERALIS I LOVE YOIU
            XDDDD

@SullyThePony my tablet died then I forgot about this
            He would, 100% flirt with X, and xB for HOURS. Literally any of them it's a game to him.
            He promoted his plushie in his last two Hermitcraft videos. And there's a small shot of him squishing the butt of said plush. It comes up like 3 times during the entirety of the video. He compared the squishable butt to a slime block XD.
            When Keralis investigated Joel's XP shop he played with the machine, saying something to the effect of "Oh it gives me balls? Well... Not alot of balls." Then cuts to Keralis saying "Joel and his balls" then mentions something about Ren calling it "Joel's Juice" which ASFJKHSDJHBVDFJHBV these two are so bad when they work together.
            What makes it all funnier is Keralis's voice, he's just such a silly
            I am questioning if Keralis and xB are canonically an item due to a joking "you're cheating on me?" from xB

@bleep_bloopduo OMG WHAT
            what is keralis doing
            gimme an example of silly suggestive shit
            (is it just me or would he totally flirt for hours with x)

@bleep_bloopduo I know! Isn’t it adorable!

@bleep_bloopduo YES

@bleep_bloopduo PEARL GOT A NIGHT FURY FUCK YEAGH

I know what the SONG is, what in the world is Texas Hold'em Poker and Doc, buddy are you okay? did you lose a bet? What does this mean?

@bleep_bloopduo texas hold 'em

@bleep_bloopduo i fr stole that from a wcue i created where you get your eyecolor as a teen and it connects to ur soulmate.

@bleep_bloopduo lemme check lol

@SullyThePony  also ✨classroom✨

@bleep_bloopduo uh huh, if any sad soul is ever mentally ill enough to write this, I wanna be there in the crowd to watch Shit Go Down. 

@C0mm0n_P1ace_ JOEL GETTING ISEKAI'ED IS SUCH A JOEL MOVE I CAN'T (insert crying laughing emoji and sobbing emoji here)
            
            Also I never watched Naruto so I'm gonna need someone who has to write this AU stat.
            
            Like genuinely if someone does this ever LINK PLEASE

Following up on this topic: 
            Boat boys AU where Etho and Joel actually ARE Shreck and Kakashi. As in, they are world hoppers who came here from those worlds. 
            
            You could go real deep with this, adding angsty lore about how Kakashi kept seeing all his friends suffer and eventually he got sick of it and used (insert Naruto terminology here) to create like a portal, and that’s how he wound up on the hermitcraft server. He is old, he is angsty, he is traumatised.)
            
            Meanwhile Joel’s POV: Shrek gets fed up with everyone’s bullshit, trips in the mud, and wakes up fucking isekai style in this new world. 
            
            And then double life happens. 

@SullyThePony I mean yeah, I blame some of it on my obsession with Tangled and yk I now have a soft spot for Flyn Ryder esque characters
            
            Ren def slayss

@bleep_bloopduo uhm
            because
            trauma
            is
            attractive
            somehow
            idk man
            also
            ren fucking slays so

@SullyThePony why can't I sleeeeeeeppppp
            
            Why isn't there more Reth fanartttt 
            
            Why am I simping over a problematic heart of gold man again
            
            I need this random ao3 author to update soon because tooth-rotting fluff is necessary
            
            No but seriously why do I always simp for the boys who have a bad boy facade to hide their emotions because of their public shaming/ because best boy™ now has to do shady stuff he's not proud of to help someone else
            
            My brain really said 'bonus points if it's both'

@SullyThePony LMAO

@bleep_bloopduo i was watching 4 people stream the endercup on yt IN THE CAR
            THROUGH A SHOP
            SOB