Venus Ven

Because why not, Laa Laa's my all time favorite too. I get sad when theres not enough fics surrounding her :((

Anne: For 10 seconds, stop what you're doing and just listen. What do you hear?
          Dutch: Thanks for this. Turns out my brother was screaming again.

Anne: I made coffee.
          Dutch: I don't want coffee.
          Anne: I didn't make you coffee. This is my coffee.
          Dutch: Then why did you tell me?
          Anne: It's a conversation starter.
          Dutch: It's a horrible conversation starter.
          Anne: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Anne: Welcome to the “fuck Dutch White” support group, where we take time to come together and say fuck that egoist jerk
          Miles, sweating: So I may have misunderstood

Anne: Yes, Gary and Miles may act like dumbasses sometimes.
          Anne: But they’re my dumbasses so if you say anything mean about them I will end your bloodline.

Anne: What was that?
          Conor: Basement ghost?
          Anne: Don't be ridiculous. Basement ghosts don't sound anything like that.

Anne, about Dutch: Seriously, what do you see in him?
          Miles: He makes me laugh.

Anne: Yes, I'm adopting Ping and you cowards can't tell me no!

Anne: Why is Finn crying on the floor? 
          Miles: He’s drunk. 
          Anne: And? 
          Miles: He saw a picture of Richard’s husband. 
          Anne: But he’s Richard’s husband. 
          Miles: I know. Popcorn?

Anne: *is throwing stones at Miles’s window*
          Miles: You have a phone for a reason, Anne!
          *THUD*
          Miles: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!