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Anne: For 10 seconds, stop what you're doing and just listen. What do you hear?
          Dutch: Thanks for this. Turns out my brother was screaming again.

Anne: I made coffee.
          Dutch: I don't want coffee.
          Anne: I didn't make you coffee. This is my coffee.
          Dutch: Then why did you tell me?
          Anne: It's a conversation starter.
          Dutch: It's a horrible conversation starter.
          Anne: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Anne: Welcome to the “fuck Dutch White” support group, where we take time to come together and say fuck that egoist jerk
          Miles, sweating: So I may have misunderstood

Anne: Yes, Gary and Miles may act like dumbasses sometimes.
          Anne: But they’re my dumbasses so if you say anything mean about them I will end your bloodline.

Anne: What was that?
          Conor: Basement ghost?
          Anne: Don't be ridiculous. Basement ghosts don't sound anything like that.

Anne, about Dutch: Seriously, what do you see in him?
          Miles: He makes me laugh.

Anne: Yes, I'm adopting Ping and you cowards can't tell me no!

Anne: Why is Finn crying on the floor? 
          Miles: He’s drunk. 
          Anne: And? 
          Miles: He saw a picture of Richard’s husband. 
          Anne: But he’s Richard’s husband. 
          Miles: I know. Popcorn?

Anne: *is throwing stones at Miles’s window*
          Miles: You have a phone for a reason, Anne!
          *THUD*
          Miles: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

Anne: Do you ever just want to gently place your hands on Dutch’s cheeks and hold his head there in your hands and look into his eyes and then violently jerk his head on the right angle and snap his neck?
          Miles: Well, that took an unexpected turn..
          Conor: So did his neck.
          Ninja: IM DYING-
          Conor: So is he.