"A writer only needs two things: a fearless attitude and an understanding spouse." -Nic Widhalm

I'm halfway there ツ

I am a mediocre writer who prefers to spend Friday nights with Microsoft Word and my fancy schmany coffee cup. My favorite book is the thesaurus but John Green's works aren't too shabby either. I kinda have a thing for quotes and overusing lovely words that are never heard in conversation. If my username did not give you the hint, I find sock monkeys to be just dandy. I think art is pretty cool and sometimes my pencil gets a mind of its own an essay becomes a sketch. Oh well, whatcha gonna do? My neighbors seem to really love my taste in music or at least that is what I am assuming since they have not commented on it yet. Rap and dubstep are fine but I have this weird attraction to hipster-esque bands. My favorite kind of shopping would probably be for workout gear. Some girls go for the heels and others head for the Nikes. I run, I lift, and I even have a yoga mat in case I ever stop procrastinating that. I also dabble in the art of multitasking. I can walk while drinking coffee. I know, I know. I should get a medal but the Olympics refuses to acknowledge that as a sport. I probably sound like quite the introvert but surprisingly, I have quite a lot of incredible people in my life who put up with me (and my constantly moving mouth). 

If you enjoy my writing whatsoever, I thought it would be my obligation to help you work out those finger muscles... so if you could just flex your finger on the vote/like button, that would be great. Sadly, that is also not recognized as a sport by the Olympics. If you want to be notified when I write something new or update a story, you can follow me and I am pretty sure Wattpad takes it from there. If you want to comment on my stories, positive messages are preferred, for example, "You are a bovine specimen that has blindingly uninviting writing." I am actually pretty friendly so feel free to message me.