@blobblobblobash
Well, this is so awkward, but I'm going to have to tickle you instead, see you have fallen dead into my trap. You followed the cookie, which was tied on a fishing string and led with a fishing pole, and you landed in a gigantic bird nest, but it was no ordinary bird nest; this bird nest belonged to the rare species known as the "Diddy bird." Now, the Diddy bird only follows his master, as you now know, I am the master of the Diddy birds, they are all my disciples. So I will be tickling you, think of it as a reward, kid. I tried to warn you by putting an Among Us crewmate, giving that I was the impostor, very sus btw. So don't say I didn't...warn you‿
no bc wtaf did I just write.