blondeartnerd

Hi! Okay! This is a lot and it’s really important so please listen up:
          
          I’m moving accounts! 
          
          You might have noticed that all of my stuff is gone and that I haven’t really posted much anyway, and there’s been a few reasons (being lazy, people from school noticing and the like) and that’s been a lot, but I’d love to keep interacting with this site. In order to not have to start completely over, I’m going to keep this account BUT I WILL NO LONGER USE IT!
          
          I know this isn’t a super long or emotional message but there’s been a few issues with various forums I’m on getting shut down (paigeeworld looking at you) so I think it’s a good time for personal reinvention! 
          
          If you’d like my new account username, please DM me, otherwise I shall be lost to the scattered winds for my own contentment. 
          
          TLDR; I’m moving accounts so if you want to keep up with my writings, DM me! 

As some of you may know, I'm actually someone who considers herself to be a doodler (what some people might call an "artist") and I'm offering a once in a lifetime chance for people to get some high quality art for only one dollar! Yes, one single dollar! 
          What's more than that, though, I'd love to design a character for you (fantroll, fankid, creepypasta, a persona of yourself, a random character that isn't in a fandom, etc.) for only. one. dollar. 
          I can even create a backstory for your character for an extra dollar! 
          If you want your own original character, here's what to do: 
          •DM me or email the following address: blondecommissions@gmail.com and tell me what you're looking for. 
          •Wait for me to create it and then I'll send you an invoice through PayPal. 
               -I only take PayPal payments (it's the easiest thing) and I do not keep your email address or any personal information.
          •Once I finish I'll send you an email and you'll pay me. At that point I'll either DM you or email you the picture of your character. 
          
          You can definitely order multiple characters from different fandoms, and the price won't go up! 
          
          •I'm up like 24/7 so if you have any questions that you'd like to ask, feel free to ask me here or from my art email account (blondecommissions@gmail.com!) 
          
          So yeah! If you're interested please, please contact me! I'd love to design something for you today! I hope I'll be creating something for you soon!

I have 100 followers!!! How???
          Oh my goodness, you are all so sweet to follow me even though I totally forget to update sometimes. 
          I'd really like to know why everyone followed me actually. What did you see that you liked? 
          DM me, comment it or post it on conversations and I'll pick one lucky winner to get a personalized self insert story for either the CreepyPasta or the Homestuck books (since I assume that's why you follow me.) I'll stop taking submissions on September 1st. 
          Thank you all so much and I eagerly await your responses!

Our Homestuck Headcanon book is full! Don't worry though, I have a newer better one in the works. (Still Homestuck, no stress.) 
          If you want to suggest anything new to write or anything you want to see from me, please do so. 
          
          Until then dear readers~~

I just saw that I got added to a reading list called "this is why I'm not innocent."
          This is the proudest moment of my writing career, thank you so much person. 
          
          Also the real reason I'm sending this memo out is to say that updates are coming relatively soon for both the CreepyPasta and Homestuck book!!! Fair warning y'all, prepare your notification boxes. 

Happy Halloween guys, I hope you had a great time!

Hey guys, I'm home sick (I think I'm legit dying) so I figured 'hey why not do something somewhat productive while you're awake' so I figured I'd do a Q+A thing. 
          So ask away. 
          Please. 
          I'm so bored and my medicine hasn't kicked in yet, please.
          I'll take pretty much whatever. I'm desperate and sick so ye. 

I apologize for all the spam in notifications guys, my phone is glitching and messing stuff up. I can't save anything without it publishing, meaning I can't write anything right now.
          
          I don't mean to disappoint you guys but there isn't a part ready yet, sorry!

Oh man, I have 50+ followers. 
          Y'all rock, seriously. I appreciate you guys so much! Thank you for all your support! :3

Love the creepypasta book :)