Woooooo!!
It's been years since I've been online. It feels weird, Weird is normal.
I'm more of a reader than a writer but I have started a story which will probably take about 10 years to complete.
I have a natural talent of annoying my dad so his grumpiness level (he's always grumpy) reaches its maximum.
People have this instinct to call me a dingbat for some reason and my mum says I'm more blonde inside the head than outside-that's where the username comes from. (She's just jealous that I suit  blonde and brown hair).

Anyways, if you want me to read something, just ask :)

By the way, does anyone want to be my editor for a new story I've been writing?