WHAT!? 500 READS!?!!? GUYS IM GANNA BLOW UP AND ACTUALLY CREATE A BLACK HOLE FROM MY COARSE BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED! 500 PEOPLE HAVE READ MY WRITING GEEEEZ. THATS 1000 INDIVIDUAL EYEBALLS!? HECK THAT WOULD MAKE- yeah I’ll stop before the biologist inside me arouses.
Well anyway, here’s a story for you poor person reading this; I licked a door handle today, I can still taste metal. My teacher caught me doing it and whilst in shock and being highly disturbed she asked; “Why did you lick the door handle?” And as I stared back at her, trying to hold a straight face and stop the screech building up inside me I said:
“It felt right.”
I swear I’m mentally stable.