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@vitaeIe      EXACTLY!      no   girl   wants   you   because   they   want   me.     duh.     (:

@vitaeIe        seducer?      i   think   you   just   turned   me   50x   times   more   gayer   than   before.      i’m   sending   you   to   a   memory   care   facility,    grandpa.

@vitaeIe        dick   is   bomb,    you’re   sad,    and    you’re   not   a   chick   magnet—   it’s   really   simple   to   understand.        you’re   just   old—   have   you   considered   looking   into    nursing   facilities?

@vitaeIe       no,    YOU   stop   it.      ):     i’m   trying   to   show   you   a    twitter    meme.

@notdamsels          watch   where   you   wander   then.      i   thought   the    ‘   warning:    target   practice   ahead   ’      signs   would   get   people   to   stop.      you   think   i   should   get   a   neon   sign?

@devilscambion    ,          am   notttt   !       ...   woahhh   ,     why   is   there    six   of   you    —