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Zane fuck you leave me and my cow rambles alone ):< 
          	
          	Stop stalking my accounts ))):< 
          	Hoebag 

bloodspillage

@hvymtlgns 
          	  
          	  This is some fan behavior, imagine stalking a Helluva Boss anon smh 
          	  Can't relate 
          	  Might kiss your mom though <333
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hvymtlgns

@bloodspillage waiter! Waiter! This isn't what I ordered, you brought me a yappuccino instead 
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bloodspillage

Zane you're a piss baby, eventually you're going to look on my mb again
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bloodspillage

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Zane fuck you leave me and my cow rambles alone ):< 
          
          Stop stalking my accounts ))):< 
          Hoebag 

bloodspillage

@hvymtlgns 
            
            This is some fan behavior, imagine stalking a Helluva Boss anon smh 
            Can't relate 
            Might kiss your mom though <333
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hvymtlgns

@bloodspillage waiter! Waiter! This isn't what I ordered, you brought me a yappuccino instead 
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bloodspillage

Zane you're a piss baby, eventually you're going to look on my mb again
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bloodspillage

Y'all can't tell me this man's bedspread isn't cow print. Like it 1000% is and no one can change my mind. He also has a little cow stuffed animal on his bed for added decoration. 
          
          Then the rest of his room is very dark/grunge-y. 

bloodspillage

@wrathfulsins 
            
            THEY'RE AWESOME!!! 
            
            Striker does this on numerous occasions especially when he knows he's done something wrong and Satan gets mad at him. He then spends an entire day talking about cows to make him forget. Sneaky bastard.
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wrathfulsins

ONG THEY ARE!!
            
            lmao if there’s anything Satan has to thank it is his patience as he has lived for eons practically so the big guy would probs listen and find his fun facts interesting until eventually seeing a whole day has passed of him talking about cows 
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@wrathfulsins 
            
            SHARKS ARE THE BEST THING NEXT TO PUPPIES!!! 
            
            Striker would force Satan into sitting around and listen to his cow facts. Satan just has to suffer through it in order to not get Striker all huffy and puffy.
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wrathfulsins

//  ngl I picture this kinda fit and design for my Satan  :EYES: 
          
          https://x.com/Bradley71932966/status/1798048502918049795

bloodspillage

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@wrathfulsins 
            
            //so trueeeee, Striker is a good bb..hot headed yes..might kill everyone for Satan but still! 
            
            Satan can handle his own battles if someone says or does something nasty regarding the big man himself and whoever he's dating. But no Striker wants to protect Satan for one reason or another but he knows he's not very intimidating to most demons considering the fact that he is an imp hybrid. But he has his ways of intimidation! And one of those ways is threatening people with Satan lmao 
            
            The impy boy would slither all over Satan refusing to stay still because he doesn't like being held like this. He likes to feel independent and he can't do that when a big beefy man such as Satan is carrying his drunk ass around. 
            Then he'll probably complain about that too
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wrathfulsins

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//  I forgot how adorable these headcanons were oml—  but YESSSSS demons of wrath are all totally hotheaded explosive mfs you don’t wanna fuck w
            
            broooo that’d be so real and what’s crazy is that Satan doesn’t even have a problem he jus can so easily get rid of someone and make them suffer for all eternity or greet them w instant death. trust me the big man don’t even need to make it clear that all must respect whoever he’s dating bc they’re aware seriously who would be so stupid as to mess w SATAN’S PARTNER?? like be fr that’s a one way ticket to leaving whatever lies after the afterlife
            
            and Satan would jus be needing to carry Strikers drunk ass so he doesn’t fall over or smth :skull: if he’s also drunk he’ll prob chuckle at this but have no problem w kissing the smol imp himself
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@wrathfulsins 
            
            That's just the way of the wrath ring, no one ever knows what's going on but there's always fighting 
            
            Striker would get so cocky too and try to put himself in danger just so Satan could fight his battles for him. Satan however knows this but still kills whoever tries to harm Striker because NO ONE hurts his partner. Striker always clings onto him for dear life if someone even looks at the two funny. 
            
            Striker would full out try to kiss Satan but miss his mouth since he's not coordinated when he does manage to get drunk lmaoo 
            Then he complains and makes Satan kiss him instead 
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