"A/N: ITS TIME FOR THE HARRY POTTER EDITION! IF YOU LOVE TWILIGHT OR CAN'T TAKE ANY JOKES AGAINST TWILIGHT DON'T READ THIS CHAPTER! FOR ALL YOU POTTER FANS! HERE IT IS! ENJOY!
Harry Potter Fact #1: Harry Potter came out of the closet at age 11
Harry Potter Fact #2: Harry Potter jokes are so lame. Siriusly.
Harry Potter Fact #3: At Hogwarts you will stop referring to showering as giving "Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
Harry Potter Fact #4: Voldemort didn't have any hair so he could avoid anyone using it in Polyjuice Potion.
Harry Potter Fact #5: Magical people name their children strange things like Harry and Ron, whereas, normal people choose simple names like Hermione.
Harry Potter Fact #6: The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false.
Harry Potter Fact #7: More people would rather go to Hogwarts than Harvard.
Harry Potter Fact #8: Hogwarts is the only school where students actually want to do their homework.
Harry Potter Fact #9: When you turn 11 and you don't get a letter from Hogwarts you sadly assume that it's because wizards don't exist. It isn't until years later that you come to the horrifying realization that maybe you're just a muggle.
Harry Potter Fact #10: sirius black's middle name could be Lee.
Harry Potter Fact #11: voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
Harry Potter Fact #12: Have you noticed that they don't teach regular academic classes at Hogwarts? So all wizards just have the education of an eleven year-old...
Harry Potter Fact #13: How messed up would it be if the last line of the harry potter book was "And then Harry woke up in his bed under the stairs in the broom closet"
Harry Potter Fact #14: When a potter fan hears the name Bella, we think Lestrange.
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