Hi, I'm Emma. My chapters are always really short and I never update and my messages are really cringey so following me probably isn't that good of an idea. But you can do it anyway of you want to.

I am utter Melanie Martinez trash, have an irrational crush on Thomas Brodie-Sangster, and scream at anything remotely exciting and/or terrifying.

I eat a lot, but I'm also never hungry, which doesn't really make sense. I stay up way too late and am never on time for pretty much anything. I have quite a few problems, but then again I'm pretty sure everyone does.

You can message me if you want, but you probably don't considering that a) I'm about as interesting as a grocery bag, b) I suck at giving advice, and c) I am incredibly, incredibly awkward.

On the topic of my awkwardness, I really am one of the most awkward people to have ever lived. I can't go a day without embarassing myself in some way, shape, or form, and I have absolutely no social skills. People have often told me that I'm the most awkward person they know. I respond to everything with 'merp' and make stupid puns and finger guns at inappropriate times.

I can't take a good picture; it's literally physically impossible. I'm either a) making an incredibly strange face, b) covering my face, or c) just plain ugly looking. Let me tell you, it isn't exactly wonderful when you look like you're sneezing in your yearbook photo.

I appear a lot more smooth and put-together online, mostly because I don't have to actually socialise. There's just something about human faces that makes me revert to 'forget how to talk and stutter all the time' mode. Science.

I could go on, but I'm pretty sure this is the longest description ever written in the history of Wattpad, and I don't want to bore you. Read my stories at your own risk, and beware the cringe-worthy first chapters *shudders*.

GooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOdbye!!!!!