A guy and a girl were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle ..
Girl: slow down in scared
Boy: no this is fun
Girl: no please it's too scary
Boy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you now slow down
Boy: now give me a hug
Girl: gives boy a big hug
Boy: now can you take off my helmet and put on yourself it's bothering me
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one of them survived. The truth was halfway down the road the guy realised that the breaks were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he told her to hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live. Even if it meant he was going to die.