I'm not good at these. I never know what to say. The entire world must judge me based on what i write here. It's abominable.

First, I share a joint account with walkingsunshine, and most of my work is published there. Check us out!

LOVE: shorts, dinosaurs, chocolate, things that spin, fish, pirates, loud movies, sarcasm, old music, good jokes, hats, travel, giraffes, things that don't spin, and walking.

HATE: medicines with side-effects worse than the disease, and five-hour-energy because it tastes like death. And spellcheck. Even now it is filling my profile page with unsightly red squiggles. I will smite thee, spellcheck.

I am a firm believer in those who: write, draw, sing, dance, hula hoop, can lick their elbow, play an instrument, know stuff about history, know how to skate, have an accent, are double-jointed, speak another language, can juggle, have ever pushed on a door that said "pull", or immediately after reading the first few things have tried and failed to lick their elbow.

If I were a fruit i would be an: Onion.
1) I have many layers.
2) I am an acquired taste.
3) I scare children.
4) I can make you cry.
4) I freckle in the sun.
5) Sometimes I don't act the way people want me to. Sometimes I seem to behave out of hand, or answer questions strangely, or think unreasonably simply to spite people. But this is untrue; everything I do has a purpose. However small my part is, however I seem not to fit in, however I stand out from the apples and oranges and all those other things you call "fruit", I am here to inevitably--and I will try my very hardest--to make the meal of your life taste a little bit better.
6) I go great with potatoes and carrots.

Be crazy, make mistakes, love unconditionally and stay absolutely gorgeous.

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."--A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
"I can now see everything falling to pieces before my eyes."--Ian Curtis
"But men are men; the best sometimes forget."--William Shakespeare