Hello to you and thanks for joining, this is exciting, isn't it? 
If you read that, and know what I'm referencing, then I automatically love you, unless you're a mean person, in which case, I still hate you. 

A few things about me:
1) I'm 14 which is probably way too old to be writing stories about Youtubers but I've decided I don't care because people still read them, and I enjoy writing them.
2) My name is Megan and I really believe that should have been the first fact but no matter.
3) I'm fluent in sarcasm, cynicism, and witty one liners about every day life. I see something stupid, I'll say something hilarious about it (unfortunately, it's taken a lot of time and effort to get people to believe that about me, but I'm working on it).
4) I hate people. Not you. Just... people in general. Humans. Humanity. The population. I just hate them so much. They're ignorant, arrogant, and often, I want to punch a lot of them in the face.
5) I say things that pop into my head despite the company. If I'm around people that probably don't want to know about how well I can quote the first Harry Potter movie, I don't care, I'll tell them anyway.
6) As a result of the above facts, most people I know well think I'm slightly insane and very odd. But, it's what makes me unique.
7) Writing is my life. It's my passion. It's what I want to do when I'm older. It's what I want to do now. Unfortunately, I only ever seem to get inspiration when I'm procrastinating. Luckily, due to the fact that I'm in my last year of school, I have plenty of time to procrastinate. 

See you in another life, brother!

(Once again, if you get that reference, I love you, unless you're mean)