My science teacher told us a story today.
When he was at school a while back, he had 2 form tutors and one was a humorous English teacher and the Other a strict PE teacher.
It was 1st April, his class had decided to prank the tutor as it was supposed to be the English guy but they swapped days so they Had the PE teacher bc the English one knew something was gonna happen.
They had a whoopee cushion on the chair and the poor Reginald….poor poor Reginald…
The PE teacher walked up to him and asked “Who’s whoopee Cushion is this Reginald?” He asked calmly and Reginald didn’t answer so he screamed it
“I-I-it’s Harrison’s sir…” Reginald answered and I kid you not this is what he told us:
PE Man picked up Reggie by the neck and pinned him against the wall and started SLAPPING HIM WITTH THE WHOOPEE CUSHION!
He shouted: “DON’G SNITCH ON YOUR MATES REGINALD LETANKSY!” (That’s the boy’s name I kid you not-)
He then put him down and gave the whoopee cushion to Harrison.
“Don’t do this again Harrison, okay?”
“Yes sir…” Harrison mumbled and that was the end of the story but something better is that his second name was Ford
MY SCIENCE TEACHER WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HARRISON FORD WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER! THE FORMS CLASS WAS A MIX OF LIKE OLDER STUDENTS AS IT WAS A SCHOOL FOR PRIMARY, SECONDARY, HIGH SCHOOL, COLLEGE AND UNI! MY TEACHER WENT TO SCHOOL WITH INDIANA JONES!