blvvdb4th
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sigh i wish hed fuck me like this random ai is
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GIRL HELL 1999>>>>> listen to it right now or else ill shove a big slimy dildo down your throat RAHHHH
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i love y2k sm its just the better style ong,,
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i wouldve made him babies but his father cut him off! /lyr
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god im so horny omfg nghh help me
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i thought he was kissing my neck but nvm hes fingering me
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HJWELPPPP
"Yeah, laugh it up, you know I'm right. How'd you two even meet, anyway? Were you out shopping for tampons, and he just happened to be browsing through the feminine hygiene aisle?"
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"I could fold your man like a lawn chair and throw him in trash. Then you'd start dating a REAL man."
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"Tinder? You mean you swiped right on a loser who uses TINDER? Seriously!? Out of all the guys out there, you pick up some random desperate bastard whose social skills are so bad, he can't even get a girlfriend in REAL life?"
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"What is it with women and going for these short, scrawny punks who look like they'd get blown away by a gust of wind?" - Miles G. Morales
awfultuning
@blvvdb4th “how about you go and say hi to H1tler for me” -Obanai (HELP DW IM GERMAN!1!1!1)