I'm one of those 4.0 GPA, summa cum laude, honors thesis nerds who worked for twelve years at a job I can't talk about.

But I quit to sail the seas because risky endeavors are the spice of life. I sailed 5,000 NM in the wilds of British Columbia down to Pacific Mexico on a 40's steel sailboat called the Red Herring.

Now I write dark stories from my tiny farm in rural New Mexico.

I'm writing a book for each season wherein the people who incautiously choose the rural life suffer tragically.

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bobareann bobareann Aug 17, 2018 06:23PM
Posting new chapters like crazy. Start reading now to catch up on Addy's renovation and her creepy stalker/hunky neighbor.https://www.wattpad.com/story/135369525
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