If you're reading this, you probably found my account thanks to the comments i leave on stories in a desperate attempt to be funny and get attention. Howdy!

things you should know about me:

my name is Jayden!!!

i'm 15 years of age

i identify as a lady friend 🚺

i'm a dummy sticc whore with zero brain cells 🤡

i'm queer 🏳️‍🌈

i have absolutely no talents 👎

my favorite musician is conan gray 🎧

my favorite animals are ducks 🦆

i once impulsively stole five cans of mountain dew from my teacher 🥤

i am the adoptive mother of a little frog my friend draws named Cedar 🐸

i'm a hufflepuff 🦡

i'm a virgo ♍️

my DMs are always open if you wanna chat 📨



FANDOMS:
It 🎈
Merlin 🧙‍♂️
Sherlock 🕵️‍♂️
Supernatural 👻
Stranger Things 🚲
Game of Thrones 👑
Harry Potter ✨
Good Omens 😇 😈
Moomins 🌲


FAVORITE MOVIES:
Call Me By Your Name 🍑
Lady Bird 🦢
The Edge of Seventeen 👟
The Breakfast Club 🏫
The Greatest Showman 🎩
Heathers ⚰️
Girl, Interrupted 💊


HOBBIES:
reading fanfic 📖
trying to art and getting frustrated cuz i suck at it 🖼
watching tv 📺
procrastinating ⏰
looking at memes 🤡
making plans to run away and live on the streets of London 🌃


MY PETS (EVEN THOUGH NOBODY ASKED):

I have a Boston Terrier named Tank

I also have another Boston named Boo, he's chonky

And I have a tabby-calico mix named Poppy





That's all there is to know about me!!!! Please hit up my inbox if you want to rant about anything or you just need a friend.
  • Why you need to know? All up in my pussy, boy.
  • JoinedSeptember 25, 2016



Story by Jayden
Quotes  by bobbinstar
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