jaciah

Why are u outside my window 

me : "do u like eating ass?" (she was drinking a pina colada, only true ones know)
          
          her : "it actually tastes really good"

HELP MY BEST FRIEND JUST TUREND INT O A MOMEKEY

"so what i normally do is, i split my head apart"

"*screams* ahhh *screams louder* IT HURTS FUCK" -once again, my best friend. out of context

"its hard to put it in there" -my best friend, taken out of context

WILBUR GEOGUESSR POGWILBUR GEOGUESSR POGWILBUR GEOGUESSR POGWILBUR GEOGUESSR POGWILBUR GEOGUESSR POGWILBUR GEOGUESSR POGWILBUR GEOGUESSR POG

we.need.more.corpse.husband.fanfictions.

not me changing fandoms entirely to a horror commentator with a hot deep voice

having romantic dreams about someone who doesnt even know u exist <<<<<<<<<