No.

If you know me irl, no you don't ♥️

Me, having been awake since 6pm and in need of some Sleep(TM): Existence is futile. Death is inevitable. Do pigeons have teeth?

Lobsters and jellyfish are biologically immortal. If turtles didn't eat jellyfish, and we didn't eat lobsters, then they would live forever. Isn't that neat?

I'm a terrible human and I have no idea why you guys follow me... (I'm a pretty good witch though)

I'm so hecking sick and I'm currently blowing my brains out through my nose. At least I have more time to work on my stories...

Is it odd that I don't care about things that are considered taboo? Like, I would be friends with a cannibal as long as they don't eat me or the people I consider family. Same thing with a serial killer. And incest, just don't bring drama with you and you're both consenting then we're cool bro. At this point I just don't *care*. (After writing this all out, I see that there is likely something wrong with me... eh *le shrug*)

I haz been locked out of my phone :(

I have the hiccups and they won’t fUckNg stop. My chest and throat hurts now. :c

My head hurts call the wambulance. 

I have The Magic School Bus on for the toddler I’m babysitting, and... was Ms.Frizzle high or something?
          “Your body’s telling you to sloooow downnnn.” -Ms.Frizzle