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Sigh lady and Trish are literally made for eachother why is everyone in the dmc fandom so hell bent on shipping Dante x Lady whom both haven't shared romantic interest in the over 20 years that spans across the games, or Dante x Trish the woman who is the exact carbon copy of his mom??? STOP. LET THE LESBIANS BR LESBIABS

I'm tweaking HARD. *cough* anygays guys... Sorry for the stroke I had I was just uh, I choked on my spit and pictures of balls flashed across my eyes so, heh, obviously I had to say balls more than once
          
          You wouldn't get it, your not preppy like ME, I'm literally so preppy, I listen to nirvana and say the band name wrong teehee  I'm gonna go jump off a building now because #yaasssss

I'm gonna crash tf out, WDYM I CANT LOOK LIKE NERO FROM DMC 4 OR 5??? AHRNBAHFHBAJHRJAHDJS IM GOING FERASJDLAKDKK LEMME BE THIS HOT EMO BOY IN THE 2000'S I HATE YOU JAKDJSKD IM JUST SOME LOOSER ASS  TEENAGER, LET ME ATLEAST LOOK COOL

Heh.. Strait up 'jorkin it' and well, heh, when I say jorkin it I mean, my peanits

Balls

We ballin

Heh.. Balls.(this is my Nintendo user name RN LMAOO)

Why are you in my dads bed?? Like sure have the bed but my dad aint alive anymore
          
          (Im talking abt canon Knuckles not mahself but my irl dad has high cholesterol sooo)

Boober

I read through all of your things on this, and I am very surprised :D