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ninety-eight percent of the time you can tell when a bxb story was written by a cishet woman, because they always suck ass. like, they’ll be a book with 1m reads or something, and it’s actual garbage. the stereotypical “i’m such a loser nerd that is also very attractive for some reason (?) and the popular dude that i definitely don’t have a crush on will never look at me. but, due to unforeseen circumstances, i’m going to ditch the person who’s been my one and only friend for the past ten years to date this random dude i met five days ago!!”