Rachel /ra•chel/ (noun)

Likes to think that she's fluent in sarcasm. Is a hopeless romantic and uncertified Grammar Nazi (she has not received her badge yet). Can be a *cough* at times. Has her weird quirks and if you can't handle them, BYE FELICA! Her brain has been corrupted by the Internet and will be forever stuck in the gutter. Please excuse her lame jokes, disgusting innuendos, and horrible pick-up lines. She has plans of just marrying a book character. If not, she'll name her kid(s) after said characters.

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Have good taste in these and you might win her heart. Oh, and a good personality and look score you some bonus points.

Warning: Rachel is an ex-competitive gymnast and will flip at any given moment.