Roo

Netflix shut off because it was "having trouble playing this title". Mom told me that it's because Netflix is telling me that watching Parks and Rec for 4 hours is bad. And to that, I say 
          fek u Netflix 

I'm stuck between being jealous of couples, and thinking they're gross and annoying help

Does anyone know how to gently verbally slap the shit out of someone?

DUCKIE MY FRIEND MADE ME WATCH CATCH A PREDATOR—

I looked up kids bop feel good Inc and the 12th result was literally titled 'cancer'.

I looked up kids bop feel good Inc and the 12th result was literally titled 'cancer'.

I've been laying here for half an hour, and I just noticed I've been laying on a frigging piggy bank the entire time

I am sorry about the leaving though that persuasion is relatable

Last night my mother locked me out of the car in the drive thru of Panda Express. I will use this to get things I want for as long as it works.

If I scraped up enough willpower to make an animatic would you you watch it? Let me know.