If I'm a potato does that mean eating chips is cannibalism?

;;

[on/off sporadically]

Sleep

Sleep, why hath thou left me?
In my deepest thoughts I think of thee,
But alas, once more, you flee!
What hast I done to betray thine grace?
Oh how I long for thine loving embrace!
Might it be that you found,
By some miracle profound,
My secret affair with wifi;
But I'd kept that underground!
Forgive your lowly, needing slave!
Oh how I'd rather not wait for the grave
To have you bring me to the conclave
Deep within the recesses of my dream cave.

Oh how I miss sleep. Haven't had that since I touched technology.