hey

i'm a kinky 102yr old and i want your hot, sexy looking hair follicles; male, ready 2 mingle and jingle ;^^^^)))))

can you feel the moisture tonight? cause i sure can ;^)
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rule #11 of the internet, all of your carefully picked arguments can be ignored.

rule #14 of the internet, do not argue with trolls - it means that they win

gg nore

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spinach
crusty
moist
ointment
juices
succulent
ravish
squirt
wet
slurp

ok i'm done holy shit

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i feel like such a special snowflake yo

praise me for being so special i need your approval + a title because i don't want to blend into the system. my lack of importance is scaring me and my guaranteed oblivion whilst humans are still alive is shit pls i'm a straight edge vegan help me feel useful

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[[stop microwaving your tea you stupid fucking americans]]