phil swift

Childish Gambino: "This is America."
          *Camera pans to Donald Trump being a troll on Twitter*

Drake: "Kiki, do you love me?" 
          Me: "My name isn't Kiki, but yeah."

I wanna eat chiggen strips. Not chicken strips. Chiggen strips.

And K-POP is better than J-POP... but Anime is better than nuclear warfare.

I get goosebumps every time I hear Eminem say "I'm beginning to feel like a rap God", even though he was already THE rap god.

My homeroom is math, kill me. However, that's not the important news. The important news is that I have 500+ reads in "Random Thoughts"! Thank you all so much! 

When you look at the top row of letters on a keyboard you see the following:
          
          QWERTYUIOP
          
          If that were a word, how would you pronounce it? I have the solution.
          
          kwer-tee-you-ee-op
          

abrah kaDABrah
          
          What do the capitalized letters spell? Cancer.

But really, December, what's the hold up? 

I want it to be December so bad. Also, Lil Dicky's "Freaky Friday" just started playing on Spotify. Am I mad? No. Surprised? No. Confused? Still, no. Somehow amused even though it's pretty trash, but still better than other rap songs? Of course.