boris_da_spider

Y'ALL. I AM ABOUT TO FUCKIN' LOSE IT. So I've been stressed because I signed up for all honors/college classes. And I was doing a psych discussion. I had an entire PAGE typed out; it took me an hour. And THEN, my shitty computer CRASHED! I lost ALL of my work:)

I love your username -I can't stop laughing-

Hi guys! I would just like to let y'all know that I am changing some of the plot to Mon Amour, Mon Feu. I will have it fixed by tonight!

Happy 81st birthday Ringo! I still find it mildly unsettling that you look like 30 years younger than you are... Have a great day!

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THERE IS A SODA CALLED 'DR. PERKY.' It sounds like some nurse roleplay from a really bad porno. But the nurse has these huge, plastic tits...

I have written my very first Harry Potter related fan fiction! Please read and vote! Thank you!

I am super freaking nostalgic for the 50's like I don't even know. I just want a nice boy to take me on a date to the drive in while I'm in a dress, heels, with red lips, and a wing while we blast Elvis, Chuck Berry, and the Everlies. Is that too much to ask for lmao?

Being called 'mommy' by George Weasley just s o u n d s hot lmao...

Happy daddy day! I'd like to thank my Snaddy:)

Y'ALL. Go read Romeo And Juliet by @SemantRick right now or I'm coming for your kneecaps! It's SO GOOD! The author did an AMAZING job with Snape's portrayal; his character is very deep and developed! I love, LOVE it!