Bo Smith

I learned to use this SCP without pissing myself. I mean STP. My new cock does not need to be secured contained and protected I can assure you. Why are you looking at me like that? What are you doing with that chastity belt?
          
          Trans man: object class keter. 

The more happy I become when I'm alone the more I think the idea that we need to live together to be happy and not wallow in loneliness is nuclear family propaganda.
          
          Like I'm a one and done man, I have my person and I want to be with him forever. He is my first love. I know even back in the day that would be considered exceedingly rare. But we both want our own place!
          
          I'm wondering if we shouldn't become forest rangers with our sort of personality. Getting miles and miles out to be left alone. That's the dream. 

Next week I'll be at a gated community with a huge swimming pool. I brought my trunks and rashguard. Pet sitting has given me the unexpected bonus of getting novel experiences. I'll be sitting for a 19 year old blind and deaf shih tzu. They're going to smell that I'm not their person though, keeping that in mind. Apart from that, I fully believe that animals know their owner at their heart. 

I'll be 32 in a couple of weeks. Wow. Instead of feeling like I'm miles behind everyone else my age, y'know being in a rut every year my bday rolls around and I'm nowhere near where I want to be, I'm so relieved I'm finding more independence for the first time. I'm actually excited about it for like, God I can't remember the last time I was excited for a birthday. I became increasingly more depressed. Jeez. 

I ordered a packer for myself. Those 3 in 1 are expensive. I couldn't afford an insert rod but I have no one I want to play with around atm anyway. I can't afford to get hard in this economy. 

Everyone do me a favor and report and block the scammer on my page. Get wrecked son. 

I'm at the part in Vanishing World where Amane's mom says she disproves fantasizing about romance with fictional characters, and I had the exact thought run through my head of, "Oh no, my parents found out I read y/n fics!" Lmao

I surprisingly still have not read much of my copy of Vanishing World, which is strange since the intro hooked me like this author has done every time. Subconsciously I believe I'm holding off until I'm at someone else's house in a few days sitting for a week. It won't be completely boring, they are two German shepherds, but I'll be inside when I'm not playing fetch with them in the backyard, so it'll be for most of the day. I'll go a little stir crazy without my thrice daily walk. I'm not opening that front door if the neighbor's house is on fire. So, I'll be reading. Review incoming!

I have a friend who's giving me his old binders because he and his trans friends all got top surgery at the same time. How about that. It seems tradition in our community to gift them when you're not using them anymore. I'd do the same but surgery freaks me the f out. I've seen it. They, well, your nips are dropped into a solution like contact lenses. Dear lord. Lmao I suppose a new guy can have mine in sixty years when I'm off at the farm.

If you write about me in poetry we have to get married. I don't make the rules.