I'm a synonym roll in love with dorky, grammatical  jokes.  Can you tell I'm a hufflepuff, yet? No, just read my stories. 

Three facts about myself:
01: I'm 18, but not ready to adult yet. 
02:  I have a scar on my lip from my daredevil ways (I threw myself off of a bunk bed as a kid).
03:  I used to be an intense gymnast but can barely touch my toes anymore. I've retired.