catsasuke
randyjadesimp come back king
bowersam
catsasuke
randyjadesimp come back
bowersam
yeah i support killing unborn babies
i think we should kill some of the born ones
y'know the little shits
yes i am (mostly) joking c:
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@-txngerine my friend says this is fucked up what is your opinion
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My inventory of weapons that are needed because people are weird as shit:
1. Weaponized Spatula
2. Flamethrower
3. Gun.
4. Cookies for trading
5. BLEACH ALOT OF BLEACH
6. No No Snow
Very important items for this platform
bowersam
Oh forgot to mention i have a bottle of holy water sitting on my desk
it's not like real holy water though i just call it that cause i got it at a pride fest
very special
bowersam
Don’t mind me just losing my mind
bowersam
I’m in Spain without the S
I’m in Spain without the p
I’m in Spain without the a
I’m in Spain but if you add a few letters and take a few it spells sadness
bowersam
Do random things ever taste like blood
Like cucumbers
Just me?
K
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I MET A BEE TODAY THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE SO I NAMED HIM BENSON AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bowersam
Is it just me or does dorritos taste like mayo
bowersam
@-txngerine oh no... sorry :D honestly i was expecting someone to call me clinically insane for thinking that first :P
bowersam
Decided I would mention this after thinking about it and forgetting like 4 times my Twitter is @Alexand29610991