Sans Cosplayer

i made a horrible mistake, i went into the undertale tagged after looking through the deltarune tagged, and oh my god. what the hell. there were actually LESS (instert char here) x Y/N!!!! LETS GOOO! but there was ALOT of isekai, im not against isekai as an anime watcher myself, but holy, there was so much isekai that i couldve gotten sick of isekai (ex: REbOrN as (insert character/any stereotyped isekai anime name, but its undertale based)

went into the deltarune tagged, and literally ALL of the fanfics there were (insert deltarune character here) x Y/N like bro what the heck? how about any more creative ideas???

ok so 1 of the people im following just watched spiderverse, once i saw that post, guess what i see on a discord server im on? some guy posting gwen from spiderverse and saying shes a baddie, im losing faith in humaninty and my sanity.

im bored so im just gonna write a pun chain from my pun book lol 
          
          hey, i would tell u a plant joke but i cant tell u a plant joke if i havent BOTANY plants. Pretty PUNny right? think of all the PASTAbilities with the word botany, i could make so many HUMERUS puns off of that word, in fact, the puns i make off that word probably wouldnt even be PUNny (yes im reusing it) anymore, they would be just PLANE HILLarious!

i just got inspiration from watching a video on yt (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkniQzsMZ-8 its not a virus, if u dont trust me just use an antivirus)  so now im making an undertale book with a little bit of my own twists, tho its still undertale in its essence :)

what would happen if google disappeared and we couldnt google what happened to google??

Story time (literally 4 minutes after my last one because i have nothing better to do at 11 pm est) 
          
          
          i was in my history class, (FORESHADOWING, HISTORY, NOT DRAMA)  my teacher was announcing, "download this pdf (or whatever it was) so that you can practice for your play, then highlight whatever role it is you want to be." So i just picked a background character since i was too lazy to actually be an important character. 
          so when we actually did the "play" we were just reading out our lines from the pdf (see? foreshadowing, i actually thought we were gonna be in a  real play tho) so i just read out my only line in the whole play and just sat back, and watched some other kids read their lines with absolutely no hint of effort whatsoever! (except for a few, and the kids who have trouble reading ofc)

question to whoever is reading this, have you ever had that 1 kid in ur class that gets mad or cries about nothing? (ex. somebody didnt let them go infront of them in line)

Storytime because why not
          
          alright so i was in my gym class (we were playing kickball, its baseball but you KICK the ball instead of hit it, the ball is bigger and its rolled)  then after i kicked the ball, some kid literally ran up to it at the literal speed of light from the other side of the literal field and threw it to 1st base, all in the span of like 8 seconds, you can clearly tell that i got my team an out (yay), but some kid decided to randomly shout out, "RUN FASTER!!!!" some kid (thankfully) defended me and said i was trying my best, so we moved on. then it was that kid's turn to kick but when he did kick, it was literally straight to 1 of the outfield players (they didnt catch it, somehow) so he decided to run for his life to 1st base, EXCEPT, he was slower than me. i noticed this and literally just went up to him and asked him why he told me run faster when he was running faster than i could jog, and guess what excuse he comes up with? he had a literal C R A M P in his ribs. im over here having 2 aching ankles (i feel like i coulda made a pun with that,) my left shin is hurting, im literally exhausted to the point where i was about to fall asleep, and he just complains about a cramp? smh.

ty for the follow