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/ ⠀ this is GORGEOUS.

@frenchcigs 
          
          / HHEHE I’M SO EVIL < 3 
          
          “ oh , yes ! sorry— i’ve /never/ been to such a place before . so could you do me a very - very - very kind favor and perhaps show me around ? ”

@riviawclf 
          
          “ really ? that’s  .  .  . that’s /rather/ unexpected . most who’ve muttered my name are surely to be soiling it with senseless insults . ” a dark brow arched in confusion , he could hardly believe the other’s truth on such matters . let alone his name being spoken upon someone else’s tongue like that . “ i’m /no/ fool , geralt . of course i’ve been able to take notice — who wouldn’t have ? unlike /you/ i can’t just ‘go for it’ all breasts out ‘witcher style’ . ”

@riviawclf 
          
          “ oh , don’t give me that /tone/ ! mr. ‘i can smell everything’ . ” eyes rolled dramatically , lips pouting like some spoiled brat again . jaskier knew someone like the other could easily figure these things out , which made it even more difficult . unless ; they’d help out with his romances ? highly doubt . making them a bodyguard was one thing , but - there’s no way the other would easily agree . even when having ANY kind of payment involved .

@riviawclf 
          
          glaring was received in response to the huff , jaskier knew he’d been mocked . silently , but mocked . “ what in the blue balls hell am i supposed to say , geralt ? ‘hey - i know we fornication once and all , but i’d LOVE for us to finally be together’ — that’s just downright insulting . not so much embarrassing , but insulting . ” maybe the word ‘insulting’ wasn’t the chest choice , but jaskier hadn’t really another word for it — more like too many words to explain one measly feeling that’s been going on for a long while now .

@riviawclf 
          
          “ afraid you handle the story of my ‘intense love making’ ? ” he’d chuckle , giving a tad wink . jaskier knew the other wasn’t fond about hearing his affairs ; let alone in great detail as per usual . for this time , he’d spare them . maybe . “ unfortunately , i think i might’ve fallen for this one this time around . ”

@riviawclf 
          
          “ really ? not even an inch ? not an ‘inch’ of jealousy buried deep within somewhere in /you/ ? ” a brow was then raised playfully , lips curling up into smirks to go along with it . jaskier didn’t think the other would ever be interested in his affairs ; let alone now of all places , good to see there’s actual deep care inside those rusty - old bones . “ goodness , is this weary witcher so truly interested with my affairs ? how quaint — i’m sure it’s not difficult to figure out our ‘first encounter’ . ”

@riviawclf 
          
          “ friend ? oh , uh— guess you could say /that/ . it’s a bit more ‘complicated’ ? sorta ‘in the works’ maybe . ” answered the bard ; instantly clearing his throat , obvious nervousness rolling off it . jaskier hadn’t gotten a clue idea on current statuses with the person in question , and despite tad denial considering a certain someone’s a witcher . they possibly could see right through his ruses and lies . “ what’s the matter , geralt ? jealous that i’m making more new friends than you ? ”

@riviawclf 
          
          amazing , tremendous even . jaskier hadn’t ever expected on seeing these sights amongst the fact of some horse ; not just some horse , but a horse belonging to an infamous witcher . a witcher who surprisingly through the odds keeps him around , for the most part . that is . yes , there were other factors at play . and yet , both men continued to find each other throughout many odds being thrown at them . “ i’ll that as a ; “yes , jaskier . i will allow you to ride my precious horse roach again sometime . not a bad interpretation of you , is it ? i like to think that was /pretty/ spot on . ”

@riviawclf 
          
          “ fine , fine . i shan’t keep you both waiting /no/ longer . ” letting out a low groan , jaskier calmly rolled his eyes before thusly climbing aboard the trusty steed . “ there , are you both ‘pleased’ now ? ” complacent attitude , a bard such as himself felt utmost content having been giving one chance of a life time to rest his aching feet . “ say , geralt — is there perhaps a /chance/ you’ll allow me this gracious chance once again sometime ? ”