i break shit

Hey, you know what? You're important to me. So you're going to be part of my "I love you." Thingy I have going on. Cause I love you and I need you to know that.

*cracks knuckles and starts singing loudly*
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
          
          *throws confetti*
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
          
          *throws glitter and does a very dramatic dance number*
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEEEAARRR HAAAAARRRRR-HAAAAARRRRRRRR
          
          *lights up confetti cannons* BIG FINISH
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
          
          *confetti cannons go off while I slide across tje floor on my knees, jazz hands going crazy in the air*

Damn, if I had known everyone on here was crazy.. 

RAT I have to tell you something. 

*circles you* Who are you?

Bored