I see that you have stumbled here....

*peeks through the peephole*

*kicks away the door and welcomes you*

 Well,warm greetings to you fellow human and to the  invisible spirits around you. 

This might sound desperate, but please talk to me stranger! I feel like the number of people in my life are lesser than my finger and toes' count. 

Psst... I breath in oxygen but let out crazy vibes in the highest frequency that's deductible by a human brain. 

Also, I love corn.