HAPPY 'EFFIN BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKA!
You better be doing something illegal right now. I don't care if it's internet illegal or actual real life illegal, okay, I'd prefer it if you did the latter. Because then you could do something awesome and leave your mark on Las Vegas before you go traveling. Like... I'm coming up blank here. I'm not good with illegal activates. I don't know just go all Hangover on that shit and you'll be fine. Though I don't think you should be doing the drugs, or the alcohol, or the hookers... maybe the casino. Maybe... Just have fun and eat cake.
I still can't believe it! I feel like you've suddenly become an adult. And OMG! I literally only just realised that you're three years younger than me. I feel like such a pedophile. ¬_¬ Stalker mode: enabled.
So, have you gotten any good presents?! Have you actually gone outside today? Or did you do the good ol' internet birthday party. I got you a birthday present. I remember on my fifteenth when I got mine. I wear I teared up a little.
http://thatcandidsociety.tumblr.com/post/44003572297
I made you an actual real internet like pretty card. No jokes. No shit. Just pure prettiness. And I made it all myself. I didn't just add the bit of the bottom. I went all poetic and shit and this crap. Aren't you proud?
http://thatcandidsociety.tumblr.com/post/44075342344/happy-birthday-amy-im-going-to-bang-my-head-on
These links better work! I'm going to bang my head against the wall if they don't! Anyway, I'll stay online for you so I can wish you happy birthday in person (in type-age). I keep thinking that I've gotten the wrong day. How embarrassing would that be. But Wattpad is telling me that i've gotten it right. So yippe!
Don't get too crazy, I'll lend you Tate for the night! So don't do anything I wouldn't! LOVE YOU, YOU SLUT XXXXXXX
p.s. I mean all these lovely words in the best way possible. I'm in a swearing mood today. The button on my jeans broke while I was in college. Not fun. :D