As we grow up we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones. 
It's funny how you are nice to my face. It's hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. It's down right comical that you think I am unaware.
I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations.
I don't chase anyone anymore. Wanna walk out of my life there's the door. Hell I'll even hold it for you.
Who here agrees fake friends suck? Bitch if you are fake get the fuck out of my life right now. 
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