We have no idea what we have done here... What.

Welcome to our profile, we're insane.

Yeah… so... I'm known as "Goat" here, and… well, I don't really know what to say…

Uh, well — okay, so I don't really have a life outside the internet. Really, I can summarize my life on five little fingers; Internet, sleep, food, Internet, Internet. *shrugs* And family and friends, too, I guess, but…

Anyway, if you're gonna read our stories, be prepared for a lot of corny and cheesy jokes; our attempt at humor may just make you mentally ill, literally. *grins* I'm one of those people who laughs at everything, especially stupid puns (What do you call an owl's beak? Who nose?), so… just be cautious with our stories, because they get pretty idiotic at times.

Well, that's all I have to say, I guess… Bye!

Now that's done, let me introduce myself...  Sheep, nice to meet you. *Holds out hand to shake; awkwardly moves hand away since this is typed on an electronic device...*

Ahem, anyway as Goat said, we will have our idiotic moments in our writing so, yeah...

Have fun staying with our level of dorkiness. *Sticks thumb up* Good-bye.

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