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My cat was missing for a couple of hours and my family was even checking our yard. It got so bad that I started sobbing out by the front door. Apparently the moron was sleeping in my older sibling's closet. Now I'm laughing like a maniac while watching megamind to feel better :) 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I fricking love having a cat

My family is at a concert and this just happened..
          
          Guy on stage [yelling]: you guys in the back, what are you doing tonight?!
          
          My father: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *violent coughing while reaching for his water*

GUYS I JUST SAW A SLUG. IT WAS SO CUTE AMD SLIMY :DD

@Nick_the_shipper E

A polite 3rd grader wearing a suit and tie with dress shoes just greeted me by saying "ayo, what's up *name*?"
          
          What the hell is gen z becoming...

Screw summer.
          
          Screw heat.
          
          Screw trying to fall asleep but not being able to because it's too phucking H O T.
          
          ):<

I got a new haircut recently and one of my classmates decide to say "I like ya cut 'name'." And stand directly behind me so I threatened to break his neck if he did hit me. Another one of my classmates said that she liked my haircut because it made me look 'vintage'... is that a compliment or an insult?

My mom just refered to me as 'they' on the phone and I'm so happy

I just got a 'virginity rocks' hoodie and I am not sorry at all :)

For the past 2 hours I have been thinking about how my sister called Scotland a continent.