@breakyourarm's second account.

I know, I know -
"You don't have this account in your description so it's not you!1!!"

But it is. How to tell? 

I'm just as self deprecating as usual. Most people don't fancy a guy with low self-esteem, but that's okay because my love life seems to constantly hit rock bottom, so... 

Wow, a little personal, aren't we? 

Welcome to whatever this may turn out to be.