"I woke up to the smell of sizzling bacon. I walked downstairs with my favorite Teddy bear, even though I am too old for Mr. Snuggles.
I yawned and walked into the kitchen and yawned, Mr Snuggles still in my hand. When I opened my eyes, I saw a familiar tall hipster. I threw Mr Snuggles over my shoulder and he accidentally hit a vase, causing it to crash onto the floor. Whoops, I am such a klutz.
"Mom!" I said, dragging my mother into the hall.
"Why did you let him in the house?" I shrieked.
"Because he wanted to see you!" She said.
"What if he was a rapist mom, huh? What if he wanted to RAPE ME?!" I yelled.
"At least you wouldn't die a virgin." My mom said. I could hear Harry chuckle in the kitchen.
Harry and I sat next to each other at the kitchen counter. "Why are you here?" I asked him.
"I want you to come to dinner with me, Po." Harry said.
"Oh isn't that sweet, Po. Now you won't die alone." Mom said.
I pointed at Harry "He has a RAPIST VAN. It is a white van with a tear stained mattress in the back! PEDO VAN!" I yelled.
"Oh, that's for my band. We use the van to move our equipment." Harry said.
"LIES! Liar! LIEEEEESSSSS!" I yelled at Harry. My mom told me to calm down and play nice. Humph.
"What time should I pick up Po?" Harry questioned. After scheduling the date against my will, Harry had to leave." http://wattpad.com/story/6220429
