Hᴇʏᴀᴢ!!!
I'ᴍ Aɪssᴀ (Iᴛs ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴅ Iᴄᴇ-ᴀʜ Aɪssᴀ.), ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ Iᴄᴇ. Oʀ Aɪssᴀ. Dᴇᴘᴇɴᴅs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ.
Uᴍ...ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴀɢᴇs. Wʀɪᴛɪɴɢ,ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴs. 
Aɴᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟʟɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ sᴘᴀʀᴋᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴍᴇ. A ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ Jᴀᴘᴀɴ sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴠɪsɪᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀᴛ ʟᴏᴀᴅs ᴏғ sᴜsʜɪ, ᴘᴏᴋɪ sᴛɪᴄᴋs ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴄʜɪ! Aɴᴅ sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅs ʟᴏᴀᴅs ᴏғ Mᴀɴɢᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ Aɴɪᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇs!
Tʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ's ʟɪғᴇ.
LOL!
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Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀᴛ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ɪs ᴀᴡᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ! Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴍʏ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜᴘʜʀᴀsᴇ. Nᴏ...ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴍʏ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜᴘʜʀᴀsᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜʏ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ɪᴛ ʏᴇᴛ.

Aɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs. I ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏʀʏ. Iᴛ ғɪʟʟs ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇss ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴜᴄʜ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪs ɢʀᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴs. Sᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ K? ;) Oʜ ᴀʟsᴏ, ɪғ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀs ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏᴘᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴠᴏᴜʟᴇɴᴛᴇᴇʀs. (Sᴀᴅʟʏ, I sᴜᴄᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴɪɴɢ.) Sᴏ...ʏᴇᴀʜ. Aɴᴅ sᴏʀʀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴄʀᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ sᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇ. Mʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇᴡᴏʀᴋ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴄᴀʜᴏᴏᴛs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ sᴏ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀssɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀɴ ᴇʏᴇ ᴏɴ ɪᴛ. -_-

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Dᴇᴀʀ Mᴀᴛʜ,
 I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘɪsᴛ. Sᴏʟᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs.
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I ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴘᴇʀᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ: "Hᴇʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ?" ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ, "Oʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴜɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴇʟᴇᴘʜᴀɴᴛs" -__-
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I'ᴍ ᴏɴ ᴀ sᴇᴀғᴏᴏᴅ ᴅɪᴇᴛ. I sᴇᴇ ғᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛ.
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Tʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʀᴛ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴇʜ.
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I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ǫᴜɪᴛᴛᴇʀ.
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Bᴇ Aʟᴇʀᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟᴇʀᴛs.
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Gᴜʏ: Is ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴅʏ ғʀᴏᴍ MᴄDᴏɴᴀʟᴅs?
Gɪʀʟ: Wʜʏ ᴄᴜᴢ ᴜʀ ʟᴏᴠɪɴ ɪᴛ?
Gᴜʏ: Nᴏ. Cᴜᴢ ɪᴛ's ɢʀᴇᴀsʏ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀᴛ.