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  • JoinedApril 2, 2016



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The Interview by browntrowsers
The Interview
Jasper is a college student eager to prove he's got what it takes to become a broadcast journalist. When Nigh...
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Let's Go, Farfetch'd! by browntrowsers
Let's Go, Farfetch'd!
After waking up late on her tenth birthday, Aspen is stuck with a strange bird pokémon named Farfetch'd inste...
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I Choose You, Articuno! by browntrowsers
I Choose You, Articuno!
Now that he has caught Articuno, Alder hopes that he can finally defeat Giovanni and earn his Earth Badge in...
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