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Hey can y’all tell my friend @ochakaii happy late birthday? I mean, you don’t have to if you don’t want to but ya know?

McCree: It’s hiiiigh noon
          
          My dumb ass: actually is 4pm

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❤❤❤My Waifu❤❤❤

I love you more than a snow day

Sis I love you more than the relief of doing all your aims before class

T-that made my heart do a thing
          
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@ochakaii is literally the best person ever DONT @ me

qwq you can have the whole world if you wanted to and I’d give it to you

@-peachy-sope- I put in an order to the empire to send me a shitload of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines and instead all I got was you cupcake cock-clowns and a side order fuck nuggets. I can see at a glance that 50% of you are cock-suckers and the other 50% are cock-suckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm gonna' shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it will trigger a geological event. Youu all reek of poverty and animal abuse, every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion. You shit-stains are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cock-gobble and circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night, you probably signed up just to get pounded by the titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized Titans don't actually have dicks. You're sensitive pussies cried so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes. You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling, fairy-tinkle bag puff of fuck nuggets are gonna' get you collective anal cavaties stretched so far apart you'll think you're getting double fisted by the colossal titan himself. I will reorganize the failure that is all your lives, I will fuck-start your soul! I'll make you Mongoloid rock-chompin thunder cunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abolrtion