If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral... Because I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you! We are true friends. We ride together, we die together.
Send this to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this!
I want you to know that you are sweet, amazing, and you are my dearest friend until my death and forever. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you, once you read this letter, you must send it to fifteen people, including me if you would like. If you recieve at least 3 back, you are loved.
But either way, you are always loved. You're amazing, sweet and bootyful and nobody can convince me otherwise.