mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and i take manifold.
me: uhh english bro.
mechanic: low quatlity gas damaged your engine.
me: dumb it down for me kemosabe.
mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky.
me: oh no.
just a preview of my new story i'm working on called: sHiTpOsTiNg
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mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and i take manifold.
me: uhh english bro.
mechanic: low quatlity gas damaged your engine.
me: dumb it down for me kemosabe.
mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky.
me: oh no.
just a preview of my new story i'm working on called: sHiTpOsTiNg
Hey, I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but could you take me out of your bio? I don't really know you well, and I would like it if you would talk to me first before you do it. Thank you. <3
-Namjesus ♡
is it good or bad when someone says that you would look good in a tight shirt?? well... two people-
one of them being your ex gf/bf (non binary)
and the other a kinda cute guy that you would maybe date..
IM c o n f u s i o n u t h AND MY CHILD DOESNT TRUST ME ANYMORE
PEOPLES! I HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCENT TO MAKE! I HAVENT SLEPT FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND ITS NOW 12:03 AM!! I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM SOME- PLEASE MAKE ME SLEEP SOMEHOW THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY TED TALK