btscracks3021

mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and i take manifold.
          	
          	me: uhh english bro.
          	
          	mechanic: low quatlity gas damaged your engine.
          	
          	me: dumb it down for me kemosabe.
          	
          	mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky.
          	
          	me: oh no.
          	
          	
          	
          	just a preview of my new story i'm working on called: sHiTpOsTiNg

DiessG23

This is gold, I love it so much
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btscracks3021

mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and i take manifold.
          
          me: uhh english bro.
          
          mechanic: low quatlity gas damaged your engine.
          
          me: dumb it down for me kemosabe.
          
          mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky.
          
          me: oh no.
          
          
          
          just a preview of my new story i'm working on called: sHiTpOsTiNg

DiessG23

This is gold, I love it so much
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btscracks3021

guys i have something major to tell you all..

btscracks3021

how WOULD I HAVE DIED THEN TYPED THat
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btscracks3021

nah im still alive
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pastelpabo

@btscracks3021 i actually thought you died of smth I-
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btscracks3021

is it good or bad when someone says that you would look good in a tight shirt?? well... two people-
          
          one of them being your ex gf/bf (non binary)
          
          and the other a kinda cute guy that you would maybe date..
          
          IM c o n f u s i o n u t h AND MY CHILD DOESNT TRUST ME ANYMORE

btscracks3021

i cant remember... i think maybe- @arrowoffona or @OfficialHolyOnion
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btscracks3021

PEOPLES! I HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCENT TO MAKE! I HAVENT SLEPT FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND ITS NOW 12:03 AM!! I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM SOME- PLEASE MAKE ME SLEEP SOMEHOW THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY TED TALK

btscracks3021

i wish i could- im currently re-writing my smut book which im about to publish
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