btstrashbag

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Friend?: Kimmy will you remember me?
          	Me(has earphones in): No...
          	Friend?: Aww come on you are meant to say "four centuries"
          	Me(realizes the original song is a remix): NOOOOOOOOO!
          	Friend?:Why?
          	Me (starts flicking through playlist, which is missing your favorite song): FUCK YOU!
          	Friend?: Wut?
          	Me(shouts song lyrics to volcanoes): We will teach you how to make boys next door out of assholes!
          	Friend?:But I'm the only male that is your next door neighbor
          	Me:Hahaha 
          	Friend?:Kimmy what is wrong with you?
          	Me(starts to listen to another song): I want the guts and glory baby, baby
          	Friend?: Kimmy were not actually couple unless....
          	Me: LETS BE ALONE TOGETHER!
          	Friend:Kimmy will you go out with me?
          	Me (Phone dies):OH HELLA FUCK NO!
          	Friend walks away in tears: Bye nice known ya.
          	Me:What the fuck is going on?

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btstrashbag

this message may be offensive
Friend?: Kimmy will you remember me?
          Me(has earphones in): No...
          Friend?: Aww come on you are meant to say "four centuries"
          Me(realizes the original song is a remix): NOOOOOOOOO!
          Friend?:Why?
          Me (starts flicking through playlist, which is missing your favorite song): FUCK YOU!
          Friend?: Wut?
          Me(shouts song lyrics to volcanoes): We will teach you how to make boys next door out of assholes!
          Friend?:But I'm the only male that is your next door neighbor
          Me:Hahaha 
          Friend?:Kimmy what is wrong with you?
          Me(starts to listen to another song): I want the guts and glory baby, baby
          Friend?: Kimmy were not actually couple unless....
          Me: LETS BE ALONE TOGETHER!
          Friend:Kimmy will you go out with me?
          Me (Phone dies):OH HELLA FUCK NO!
          Friend walks away in tears: Bye nice known ya.
          Me:What the fuck is going on?