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Friend?: Kimmy will you remember me?
Me(has earphones in): No...
Friend?: Aww come on you are meant to say "four centuries"
Me(realizes the original song is a remix): NOOOOOOOOO!
Friend?:Why?
Me (starts flicking through playlist, which is missing your favorite song): FUCK YOU!
Friend?: Wut?
Me(shouts song lyrics to volcanoes): We will teach you how to make boys next door out of assholes!
Friend?:But I'm the only male that is your next door neighbor
Me:Hahaha
Friend?:Kimmy what is wrong with you?
Me(starts to listen to another song): I want the guts and glory baby, baby
Friend?: Kimmy were not actually couple unless....
Me: LETS BE ALONE TOGETHER!
Friend:Kimmy will you go out with me?
Me (Phone dies):OH HELLA FUCK NO!
Friend walks away in tears: Bye nice known ya.
Me:What the fuck is going on?