Schlatt with a gun

I am currently sitting at hungry lion reading some Wattpad fanfic using their wifi

I'm back bitches!!
          
          Sorry it's been awhile, but I have a somewhat good reason.
          
          So I have two accounts one on my phone and one on my PC.
          
          The one I am using right now is my phone aka my second account, my first account is @bubblegum_children which is on my PC.
          
          So my brother uses my phone a lot for some odd reason, he keeps telling it's because I have better and more music then him, like, bro why don't you just get more music?
          
          So basically one day as he was playing on my phone he stumbled upon Wattpad.
          
          So basically he found Wattpad and just looked through everything, but thank God my brother is an idiot so he didn't find my smut-stash.
          
          Yes I have a smut-stash, don't judge me.
          
          So he questioned me about it and I had to tell him about the book I wrote and then he forced me to let him read at least the first chapter of my book or else he would tell our mom about my Wattpad account and have her read my book, so I had no choice but to let him read the first chapter.
          
          So time skip to a few days later he asked to borrow my phone again, but see I got paranoid that he would go on Wattpad again so I did what every Logical person would do in the position I was in and I deleted Wattpad to ensure that he wouldn't go on there again.
          
          Then after a bit I kinda forgot about Wattpad on my phone since I barely use my phone.
          
          But I'm back and I promise there will be a new extra long chapter on my book, daughter of the God's, tomorrow.
          
          Again so sorry that I haven't updated, now you know, blame my paranoia.
          
          
          

I'm back bitches!!
          
          Sorry it's been awhile, but I have a somewhat good reason.
          
          So I have two accounts one on my phone and one on my PC.
          
          The one I am using right now is my phone aka my second account, my first account is @bubblegum_children which is on my PC.
          
          So my brother uses my phone a lot for some odd reason, he keeps telling it's because I have better and more music then him, like, bro why don't you just get more music?
          
          So basically one day as he was playing on my phone he stumbled upon Wattpad.
          
          So basically he found Wattpad and just looked through everything, but thank God my brother is an idiot so he didn't find my smut-stash.
          
          Yes I have a smut-stash, don't judge me.
          
          So he questioned me about it and I had to tell him about the book I wrote and then he forced me to let him read at least the first chapter of my book or else he would tell our mom about my Wattpad account and have her read my book, so I had no choice but to let him read the first chapter.
          
          So time skip to a few days later he asked to borrow my phone again, but see I got paranoid that he would go on Wattpad again so I did what every Logical person would do in the position I was in and I deleted Wattpad to ensure that he wouldn't go on there again.
          
          Then after a bit I kinda forgot about Wattpad on my phone since I barely use my phone.
          
          But I'm back and I promise there will be a new extra long chapter on my book, daughter of the God's, tomorrow.
          
          Again so sorry that I haven't updated, now you know, blame my paranoia.
          
          
          

My friend where have you gone :'(

I am tired af rn, just finished baking cookies with my mom for 4 hours, and my brothers ended up stealing most of them including my dad and now I'm laying in my bed and opened Wattpad for the first time today.
          
          The reason I'm not using my second account rn is because my mother is using my iPad, which is where my second account is, and I am low-key scared that she might decide to go on Wattpad, even tho I'm fairly certain that she doesn't know what that is, and find my smut stash.