Hello! If you know what I am, feel free to tell me because I don't know. I have no name because I hate my birth name with a passion and have no idea what name I want. Fair warning: I cuss like a motherf*cking sailor. That was your one warning. 



I like gay shit. Get the fuck over it. Moving on!



-Age: 18 and dead on the inside. 



-Gender: Literally whatever. Male, female, it, them, tree, lamp post, attack helicopter, fucking bitch, etc. I'm really non-binary, but that's too complicated, so assign me a noun and get it done with. 



-In love with- wait, no, I'm depressingly single, hit me up- wait no, I'm actually depressed. 



-My heterosexuality is as existent as an atheist's belief in God.



-Star sign: I am literal brain cancer. You will never forget me. 



-I'm a fucking Hufflepuff, and Cedric Diggory was hot so I'm entirely okay with that. 



-"Be the Steven you want to see in the world."



-Shows I Enjoy: Steven Universe, SPOP, Good Witch, ATLA, Sherlock, Q-Force, RWBY



-The Raiden Shogun is the only woman who could actually bend me over a table.



Oh, stop kink shaming me, you nasties. 



"We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance, honey. We throw the god damn cup." -MacDoesIt



AO3 Account: njmarker13

Instagram: bubbling.river



• If his age is on the clock, he's too young for the cock.

• Do as the royals do, and keep it in the family. 

• Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. 

• I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning fanboy. Get your facts straight, bitch.



When life gives ya lemons.... READ 'EM!



If you made it this far might as well click the follow button. If you don't, I... might hunt you down and slowly tear you apart and rip your soul from your desecrated corpse. Only might, though. I'm generally too lazy for that.