M4 Carbine's No.1 Writer

shank shank or bonk bonk

eve year new

happy chrysler guys im happy to announce the m1 abrams a totally original and new tank featuring a 105mm gun but we might add a 120mm gun instead lmk what yall think

Carbonara

ts so unpeam :doncry:
          
          Klaus yawned, deciding to take a nap in the tank while Gregor and Emil were looking around. Walking up to the Leopard, Klaus heard some weird sounds coming from there. Frowning, Klaus climbed up the tank, opening the hatch to see... 
          
          “...what the...” 
          
          Klaus’s eyes narrowed as he found Arvad, along with Maho, in a compromising position. Arvad was in the middle of pinning Maho, who was half-dressed and blushing hard. 
          
          “Wh-” 
          
          “I-” 
          
          “...can you guys like not do that right now?” Klaus mumbled, grabbing a (root) beer can from one of the stowage boxes, downing the entire can. “It’d feel weird knowing my caretaker... did... y’know what I mean.” 
          
          Arvad coughed as he stepped away from Maho, quietly helping her dress back up, silently burning of embarrassment. Maho’s embarrassed expression was slightly more visible, although she kept herself composed enough for Klaus to not notice. 
          
          Arvad climbed out with Maho, who was now standing a short distance away from him, just in time for Emil and Gregor to come back. 
          
          “Oh, hi, Nishizumi-dono.” Emil said as he waved, oblivious to the tension that normally comes with two VERY excited young adults.

It's TAX TIME, mr. Tank Lover! Please give us a payment of 30 Cat Foods! :D

DUDE NARRY SAID HE GONNA DELAY HSC AGAIN BECUZ HE IS PLAYING DOOM ETERNAL
          
          we are so cooked

Narry apparently calls M4 Carbine as an Italian food now, help.
          
          (You'll know how he nicknames him when we drop peak lore of Narry's M4 Carbine)
          
          We love spaghetti. :3

blud does NOT have rizz 
          
          Maho shrugged, continuing to smile at Arvad. 
          
          “If you keep wondering and don’t accept my answer at face value, you won’t understand what I mean.” Maho said, leaning forwards. “So, in that case, good night.” 
          
          Arvad’s brain crashed when Maho leaned in and gave him an unprompted goodnight kiss. He stood dumbly in the doorway, letting a breeze in. Said breeze annoyed Klaus enough for him to wake up, walk over to Arvad, and bonk him in the head with a pillow before closing the door. 
          
          (yes this is another sneak peak, i've been lazing around for a bit anyways)

HEAR MY WORDS, COMMANDER.
          
          MY DEFEAT WAS IN NO BENEFIT FOR THE GDA.
          IN THE END, MY PURPOSE WAS NEVER TO END YOU.
          ONLY TO WEAKEN YOU.
          
          FOR THEM.